Entries for November, 2005

waiting

posted on November 4th, 2005 (09:52 AM) in Chronicles of a Lost Girl in the Metro

i know i shouldn't have used my pic... but what the hell.  keber! hahaha!  but the quote's nice. 

p.s.

letterfetter's from livejournal.

 

Domino: Review

posted on November 5th, 2005 (12:58 AM) in Chronicles of a Lost Girl in the Metro

Watching Domino is like watching a Tarantino-wannabe director make  a movie.  a sucky tarantino-wannabe.  but it's a gas.  and edgar ramirez is HOT!!! 

THINGS I LEARN FROM DOMINO:

1.  speaking in spanish is cool.  regardless if nobody understands what the hell you're saying.

2.  if you can't get someone out of your head, shoot off your big toe.  it's called counter-irritant people!

3.  when in a sitch where the mafia will possibly kill you, get a celebrity hostage.  nobody kills celebrity-hostage-takers when the celebrity's there.  too much publicity is bad for the reputation.

4.  if there's an afgan involved, be careful about your money.  you never know when it will be send to afganistan to fund terrorist movements.

5.  never tatoo your safe's combination on your arm.  espcially if your safe contains more than a million dollar.  its a sure way of getting your arm chopped off.

6.  if your a bounty hunter and you can lap dance, you don't need to know anything else.

7.  nobody is beyond reality tv.

8.  if you're the driver of a getaway vehicle, do not, and i mean do not stop for a cola.  it's  a set-up for getting your arm chopped off.

9.  there's no better way to get laid than the thought of imminent death.

10.  trust the goldfish.

worst case scenario

posted on November 12th, 2005 (09:52 AM) in Chronicles of a Lost Girl in the Metro

fucked is when you're body's slowly necrotizing from infection and inevitable death is just round the corner; then the guy who took pity on you decides to shoot you in the chest, but has mistakenly hit your heart, and instead perfortaed your lungs giving you a couple more hours to suffocate to death.

and there was only one bullet.