am still not done with my Grey's Anatomy fix.  So while waiting for the part 2 of the final episode to be available for download somewhere in the net-verse let me help you update yourselves with who's screwing who in Grey's Anatomy.

   Alexandra Caroline "Lexie" Grey

          The other Grey, currently doing internship at Seattle Grace Hospital, now living with George in the "crap-artment", nicking off hospital stuff to make it more people-friendly.  Apparently, wants to be more than a rommie of George.

George: You should have tried to steal a TV.

Lexie: I did. They were bolted to the wall.

          I used to find her annoying... until there was Rose.

   Dr. Erica Hahn

          The just turned girl-lover who replace Burke as the head of thoraco-cardio.  Still mad at Cristina for her issues, but was finally rebuked by Chief for not teaching.  Finally!

Erica: So are we on for tonight or what?
Callie: Um... I told you I had a thing.

          She actually made the first move on Torres, with Sloan watching.  I still like Burke more.

   Dr. Calliope Iphegenia "Callie" Torres

          The ortho girl who fixes bones.  After the really bad adultery of George and Izzy, Callie moved in with Cristina in Burke's apartment.  She became really, really good friends with Hahn.  Friendship was called into question by Addison, which led to the frequent sex in the on-call room with McSleazy -er, McSteamy.  But later on decided to give the thing with Hahn a go, thereby resulting to one of the major kissing scenes at the final episode (part 1).

                           Callie: I like penis. I'm a huge huge fan of penis.

          I think the kiss was supposed to be hot lezzie action, but it's just weird.

   Dr. Mark Sloan

          Also called McSteamy, and the hospital manwhore.  Callie's latest stud, and resident plastic surgeon.  Slept with most of the nurses, which led to them boycotting his operations until Bailey talked them out of it.  Now he's trying to change his ways... after slapping Callie with the hard truth that she has a thing for Hahn.

Callie: Give me two minutes I'll meet you in the third-floor on-call room.
Mark: [points to his pants, then his head] No. We're gonna sit, enjoy a nice meal. I've turned over a new leaf. From now on if you want this, you're gonna get this too.
Callie: Eww.

          Incidentally, Mark was also responsible for Rose to sleep with Derek.  That would totally his way of doing good.

   Dr. Miranda Bailey        

          The Nazi, as she was lovingly referred to before they actually had a Nazi patient.  She is the Chief Resident, and a possibly soon-to-be divorced mother of Tucker.  Her issues mainly revolve around being a mom, and doing well as a surgeon.  She just recently gave up her dream of a clinic to Stevens as she can't handle the juggling act anymore.

George: They said they want you to talk to him

Bailey: What...he's 14 months old? What do they think I'm going to do, give him a lecture on non-violent conflict resolution?

          Thinking about it, I have no idea what her specialty is.  She's a general surgeon... that's it?

   Dr. Alex Karev

          The first few season of Grey's, karev seems to be following the foot steps of Sloan,including his man-whorish ways.  Later on, he did start making his own tracks.  Leaning towards peds, as influenced by Addison, with whom he slept with last season, Karev is now mainly invloved with the now mental, Ava.  After figuring out that he really isn't much help to the wrist-slashing Ava, he broke down on Izzy, and tried some pity sex. 

Lexie: Where's your girlfriend?

Alex: Back with her husband, I'm guessing...And I don't have a girlfriend.

Lexie: Or a conscience, apparently.

          Ok, so there was only kissing, and it looked liked he really was broken down and requires a much-needed pity sex.  As opposed to using grief to get laid with Izzy.

   Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens

          After alot of really cringy patients and plot lines, Izzie is now back in her groove, and managing the Denny Duquet Memorial Clinic.  She tried having an affair with George, which obviously did not work out coz she's just way too gorgeous for the likes of Georgie.  But there seems to be something up with him and Karev again.  Who knows maybe the kissing might actually lead to somewhere.

                                              Izzie: Oooh! A trauma!

          Izzy has got a way too tragic life in the entire Grey's Anantomy, and she doesn't actually make up for it by being excellent in the treatment of a specific case.  She's the one who gets the lousy patients (or animal, for that matter), and it's always her people skills that they look into.  I don't like it.

George O'Malley

          After almost a season of being an intern once again, he found out through the help of Lexie that he failed the residency exam by one point!  He managed to have the balls  to convince the Chief to re-take the exam though towards the end.  Yey, Georgie! 

          Married to his re-bound girl, Callie pending divorce papers, and with the used to be sucky sex life with Izzy, he is just kissed Lexie.  dundundundun...

        George: Dr. Bailey and I are in love. I will be heading back to Vegas with her as soon                                                  as my divorce with Dr. Torres is final.

          Ok.  the kiss was actually more like a smack, and I think it's all just in Lexie's head that it meant something.

   Dr. Cristina Yang

          The former intern, now a resident who kicks everyone's ass when it comes to cardio skill.  The perks of dating and being almost married to the cardio god.  She lost her mojo when news about Burke winning some award reached Seattle Grace, but thanks to the sparkle pager and the Chief taking her side against Hahn, the old Yang is back.  Only nicer.  She also treats Lexie as crap coz she thinks she makes things worse for Mer.

Callie: Did anyone ever think you two were a couple?

Meredith: No because we screw boys like whores on tequila.

Cristina: And then we either try to marry them or drown ourselves.

          I honestly love Yang's toughie character.  And thank gad the being treated like dirt by Hahn is finally over!

 

   Dr. Derek Christopher Shepherd

          Meredith's knight-in-shining whatever, main MD for clinical trial for tumor, and chief neurosurgeon in Seattle Grace.  He almost had a good thing going with Mere until after she discovered the kiss with Rose, who later on became his "fun girl".  After almost giving up on the clinical trial, they finally figured out how not to kill a person with tumor.

Derek: In order to kiss you the way I wanna kiss you and in order to do more than kiss you I need to speak to Rose. I want my conscience clear so I can do more than kiss you. Stay here, don't move, wait for me.

Maybe it's just me, but when I hear lines like that, it's a sure sign that something bad is coming.  Like someone dying or getting lost... more drama.

   Dr. Meredith Grey

          Currently in therapy for her abandonment issues, she has finally learned some therapy tools to help her not be ok with Derek and Rose, and actually want to build a home with Derek.  Therefore the kiss with the candles.

Meredith: I'm still mad at you and I don't know if I trust you, I wanna trust you, but I don't know if I do. So I'm just gonna try, I'm gonna try and trust you. Because I believe that, we can be extraordinary together rather than ordinary apart and I wanna be ...They kiss

          Lesson learned:  Therapy works.

Anyone know the link for downloading part 2 of Freedom?