In one of those over-priced coffeeshops along Katipunan

Z:

Tell me about the new guy.

J9:

There is no new guy.

Z:

Fine.  The one you've been out with since last week!

J9:

Oh.  That new guy.  We're over.  Um... he's cute, really nice, bright... but...

Z:

Pbfft!  What's the but this time?

J9:

... there's no sparks.

Z [obviously exasperated]:

What?!  Aren't you a little to old for sparks?

J9 [defensive]:

There is no such thing as a little too old for sparks!  It's very important.

Z [rolling her eyes]:

Fine.  I will not even pretend to understand you anymore.  So what did you guys do anyway?

J9:

Eat.  Talk.  Talk some more.  Eat some more...

Z:

And???

J9:

I got bored!

Z [after a minute of processing]:

YOu know, J9, some guys do take their time before trying to sleep with you.

J9:

Gago.